We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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