why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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