you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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