i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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