just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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