and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
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Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
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Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
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