i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
