six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
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Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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