Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
Randomize
