nut hugger
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
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she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
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Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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