Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
