he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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