She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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