Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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