Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
there is puke in my bra ... again
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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