Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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