i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
