Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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