you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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