so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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