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I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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