After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
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she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
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So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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