no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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