I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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