i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
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even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
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Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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