Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
false alarm, still single
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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