Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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