real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
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No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
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Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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