With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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