she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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