she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
The adults are the big ones right?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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