Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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