Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Randomize
