someone owes me an orgasm
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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