it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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