FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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