i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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