Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
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True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
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Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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