I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
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NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
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We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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