Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I would fuck him just for his dog
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