Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
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i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
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I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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