Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
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Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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