i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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