i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
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Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
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Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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