Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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