Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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