you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
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This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
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I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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