Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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