did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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