maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
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I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
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I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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