You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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