Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
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Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
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are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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