I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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