why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
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There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
ttyl tear gas
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
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I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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