I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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