butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
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Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
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You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize