I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
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My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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