Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
We left an ass print on the piano.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
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