just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
